Happy April Fools Day Fuckers.
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Fucking Amatsu! I want to kill him so bad. He got me GOOD for April fools day! We never actually tired to play jokes on each other in the past (or maybe that was the future…). He emailed me at work, he was at home:
oh start at the bottom, sorry.
April FOOLS FUCKER!
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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 3:20 PM
Subject: Re: uh?
What cha gonna do , I can’t do anything now. I'm at work. Oh well I guess.
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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 3:15 PM
Subject: Re: uh?
I"M SORRY!
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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 3:10 PM
Subject: Re: uh?
Geeez, I'm gonna cry!!!!!!!!
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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 2:28 PM
Subject: uh?
your bike just got knocked over when i was pulling in my bike, i popped the clutch and hit yours. I"M SO SORRY!
its not that bad and i'll pay to get it fixed.
Yeah so he got me good! I actually got skuzin too. I wasn’t sure if I should do it but I did, I was texting him and told him I was pregnant. Wow, that’s was hard to say, but all he said was for real? I said no, sorry, April fools fool. He said ha ha fucker.
Yesterday the guy that sits next to me asked if I would get him a Gatorade on my next break, I said sure since I had to use the potty. I took the money, took my break and walked to the potty, on the way back got I went to get a Gatorade. The damn Gatorade got stuck in the machine! Between the glass and the next rack down. I stood there for a second and said no way. Well I was happy cause now I could beat the machine. A few Mexican guys were standing around and one said hey aren’t you gonna help her with that? I thought that was funny, I just hit the machine a couple more times with the side of my fist and the drink fell through. I heard the machine make noise like it was giving me change, so I checked and it gave me the $1.25 in quarters back. I made $1.25 but getting homeboy a drink, how cool was that? I thought about giving it back to him but why? I was the one who got up to get it, banged it out of the machine and got it to come through, that was just payment.
Last night Amatsu invited me to IHOP at like 1:30am, so I went. I enjoyed my self, I really did. We, well I talked a lot, mostly cause I don’t see him very often now and I was kinda making conversation. There was this guy at the table next to us with some chick. Oh man, this guy was soo lame! Amatsu had his back to him so he couldn’t really see him but he was pushing off the worst pick up lines you could ever think of. Amatsu and I were laughing it was funny, you should of heard him. I wish I could of recorded it and put it on our website for you all the hear. When they went to leave he was wearing chaps. Freaking chaps! Then the best was when they went outside the both got in to a car. When we pulled up to IHOP there was no motorcycle outside either. Now why would this guy be wearing chaps, even if he was riding earlier or she was taking him back to his motorcycle, why the hell was he still wearing them??
So I am not happy with my room mate any more, I have learned a few things about her and what she has done that I really don’t like. Plus she is just so fake. I almost told her today that she was fake and she’ll probably never know who she really is. I almost….almost, told her that she’s just like megan, fake, and at least megan knew who she was. I’ve wanted to tell her how I feel for a while, but every one tells me to take what I feel and don’t let it bother me. I should take her replicating me as a compliment. Ok, but what happens when it goes too far?
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