Payson

So we went to Payson this past weekend and it was great! Everything, the weather, the people, the drinks, the boyfriend, everything! I want to go back already. I never knew that Arizona had a place that I could actually enjoy. So the ride up was good, a very good change of road and scenery. It wasn’t as curvy as I thought it would be and not curvy enough for Amatsu either.

The hotel looked like the hotels you see in movies. It was shaped like a squared off ‘C’ and was on level for the most part.

Went we got close to Fountain Hills I remember checking my jacket pockets for some reason. Well it’s a good thing that I did, my pocket was open and it had my debit card, License and Cash. That would of sucked big hairy squirrel nuts if I would of lost any of that stuff. As we’re riding I tried for about 5 miuntes to zip it up, nope, wouldn’t work for me. The winds would not let it zip. I had to pull over and zip the pocket. Stupid me and stupid jacket.

On the way I got scared twice. The first was the winds were ok, not too bad but Amatsu had to rid with saddle bags on his bike. We caught a short strong gust of wind and he was pushed almost off the side of the road. He actually hit the dirt or a second. I remember thinking, shit don’t crash. He was able to force the bike back over and get in the lane again. Later we had this Chevy Malibu driving near us. Now this guys had no clue how to drive. Hes driving a stock ass car that has not so great suspension factory and taking turns at like 90 too, I think he was trying to keep up with us cause it took him for freaking ever to finally pass us. He had plenty of times he could of passed. He’d hit bumps and his car would go all over plus her had his wife, girlfriend, sister, what ever in the car and I driving like a dumbass.

Oh well, I wanted to see him crash for being dumb.

Second we were taking a left curve turn and I must of hit a dip or bump in the road that Amatsu missed cause my front end came off the ground for a second and when it landed it was all wobbly, it shook the handle bars good enough to make me scared. I’ve seen so many videos of people doing wheelies then when they land the front end does that and they crash. I guess I was lucky.

We find the hotel and go to check in. My left ass cheek and part of leg was asleep and Amatsu’s hand was asleep too. We got in our room and started to settle in.

Watched some tv and walked across the street to Chili’s and got some food and started the drinking!! It was funny cause the waiter has the same birthday as me! Coool. Then later Amatsu says he like the hostess, so I should go hit on her. I said, what?! No. I wanted to wash my hands and was going to go up there and ask her where to go. Amatsu says so then go hit on her. I say, what do you want me to do say, Where’s the bathroom and can I have your number??. He says yeah sometimes being blunt works. What a butt.

Then there is this other waitress that I caught eye contact with, she was a bigger girl, just a bit chunky really. Well the eye contact wasn’t normal, it was like I want you eye contact. Now I’m not being conceded but that’s what is felt like. So I told Amatsu and he said oh yeah well get her number then….jerk he’s no help. Later after we got our food she came over and asked how the food was….she’s not even our waitress and she’s asking us that, Hmmm? Weird. Amatsu noticed that she gave that vibe to me when she asked.

I thought it was flattering really but I was not interested.

We walk back pick up booze from the liquior store next to us and start a drinking. Later the light by my side of the bed turns off when I sit on the bed but it would turn on when I got up. Sorry my fat ass makes the lights turn off and on geeez. It was the cord, it was loose, Amatsu goes to plug it back in and it sparks then catches on fire for a second. A black mark and everything. Eventually we move to another room it was upstairs. There was no direct view of the bike like the other room but there was only 3 rooms up there and one was the penthouse. This hotel isn’t anything special but it had a penthouse. We wanted to see it too.

Day 2.

We get up have some breakfast at the café next door. Damn that shit was good. Then we geared up and went for a ride. We decided to head towards Heber, if not go to Heber. Well half way it started to rain. It was so cold that the rain hurt, it wasn’t quite hail I don’t think. I notice that my stupid reserve light had just came on so I needed gas quick. We get about 6 miles from the closest gas station and I ran out of lines on the guage for my reserve tank. I did make it but I thought for a minute that for sure I’d run out of gas. These roads were one lane one way and no sort of shoulder to stop on. I was hoping my non-existent balls that I would make it. Later we picked up more alcohol and drank.

Day 3.
The next day we get up and get ready to leave. We drove faster on the way back and we were home by about 11am or so. We had to make sure to beat the storm that was rolling in. It’s about a 1 and a half drive normally.

Over all it was a great trip and I would love to go back when it is snowing. I could find a place to snowboard and love it. But unfortunately I do not have a car that can handle the snow.

I would recommend any one to visit Payson if they want to get away and not quite go camping and not leave the state.

Oh yeah we had sex 7 times!!!!!