bip-pa-di, bop-pa-di, boo

This week seems soooo incredibly looong, it sucks big donkey dick with very big testie-glights!

http://www.bimka.ru/games/dogcatch.swf

I'm sure there was something interesting that I wanted to say, but I do not remember. Oh well.

Christmas

Ah man I think this felt like the best Christmas ever to me. I was in a good mood all weekend, I go to hang out with friends and Amatsu’s family (like normal) and I got a new freaking exhaust for my motorcycle!!! It is a micron exhaust. I was excited. It is a high mount exhaust so it come up along the side up my seat to the rear. The can is black then changes to chrome. It is really sweet I'll have to post a pic up. May be I'll just though one on my website. I helped Amatsu put it on yesterday being that we had Christmas on Christmas eve.
Once we got it on we drove our motorcycles to our friends house in ahwatukee-foothills. His mom said that we had to come over for dinner so we did. Man you think Amatsu would miss an event with food included??? No way. The food was sooo damn good too plus we go to see Scotts dog Daz. That damn dog does not get fed enough food. He is so skinny that you could see his spine and pelvic bones on his back. Amatsu told him that he needs to feed his dog more, I said go buy him a steak!
Daz has a pretty coat still for a black dog, he's a blue nose pit bull.

So yeah needless to say I am going to be riding my motorcycle to work for a while now. Yaaaaa to noisey exhausts!

Stupid christmas season

Tis the season to be broke, fat, cold (in most places) and annoyed with all the shoppers and having to go to the mall.
I think I'm getting anxious for my tat's again. I might just go get the 4 kitty tattoo done next month, we'll see how broke I get this year.
This morning I slowly woke up, got out of bed and go on the computer. I had to print out my xmas list for the last few people and go shopping.

I told Amatsu about another present that I wanted to get him but wasn’t sure which to get him so I show him and have him to decide. I know it will not be here for xmas but he will get it. So I ordered him the new tail lights online.

Now I have to move on to the list I printed. I was not happy about going to get the presents because that meant that I had to drive to the mall. I don’t mind going to the mall if I have to, but that’s the thing it’s if I have to. I like to walk around the mall just to walk but that’s it. I don’t like the people, the noise, the damn music they try to play, and the people. At least the mall by me is the newest mall in the valley so all the kids, yes, kids go there. It’s freaking like Disney land on a weekend night. It is seriously that bad. I remember going into a movie fairly earlier one day during the summer and I think we came outside around 8 or 9pm. The whole outside of the theatre was nothing but damn loud and annoying kids. I don’t think that anyone, girl OR boy was taller than me or came up tall enough that they didn’t strain their neck looking up. I was annoyed so bad it sucked. Since the walls are so high their chipmunk voices carried and echoed.

Anyways back to today, I get to the mall, park, walk in and try to figure out where I need to go first. I see the chocolate shop Godiva. I hurry over to proceed to buy stuff. I figured that the least I could do is get Rachel and Kelly some good chocolate. So I walk in and this guy tries to help me out. He goes through his shpeal and I’m not buying it so he moves on. I say naaah, then me moves on. Finally I just wandered elsewhere and he tried to help others. I was wandering around and he started a conversation with me. Asking if I was in school and what major so I told him. He was like, wow, cool. I’m going to be P.E. teacher. I said well that’s good. Then in the back of my mind I wanted to say ok so when you become a teacher how may bitches do you think you’ll get? Or what out for those kids, ya know with all these teachers doing high school kids now. BUT I stopped myself before I offended some one or just sounded like a jackass. It was still funny to me though.

So I finish with that and move on to the next store, Bath & body works. I walk by a pretzel shop and think of how much I want a pretzel and walk by and in to the shop. I planned on getting stuff for Amatsu’s mom and sister, but of course I had to treat myself too. I finally get out of there and walked to another shop to check a few things out. Well I got Amatsu another small present then got the hell out of the mall.

Later I get to work and drop off my present to Kelly and she wasn’t as excited as I thought she’d be but she liked it. Rachel on the other hand about orgasmed at her desk when she saw then and said she almost saw heaven when she ate the chocolates. I didn’t try them ever thought she offered, but they are chocolates from Belgium. I’ll just have to get a box of my own. ;)

Now I sit here with nothing but my new Ibanez guitar that is on the way for me and I keep looking up tabs. So I have something to play when I get the piece. Now I have to get some one to tune it for me when it gets here. Amatsu should be able to, he used to play bass.

I’m stoked!!!

Stupid shit that doesn't work when they say it will

Stupid server maintenance, stupid school, stupid students, stupid operations team….seriously. WTF?!!! I work for a school that is going through a large amount of server maintenance. This all started last night at 11:00 sharp. I had to tell students for the last hour of my shift to try back in the morning, ALL the servers are going through scheduled maintenance. Every one was notified, it is even on the website, but nooo they have to call in and bother our normal hour of quiet time. Geeez. Then this morning the maintenance was supposed to be complete at 5:00am. Nope that didn’t happen. We were notified it would be another hour. Nope that’s not right either. Later at noon we were notified that this issue would last for another 4 hours. Nope that’s not correct. So here I am, a day later and students are still not able to access their classes online.

Screw this I’m going to lunch. I have a salad and my left over pasta salad from yesterdays pot luck.

A whole lot of nothing it what I did.

So today I came in, y corded with EOS, had training, minutes later had a pot luck with the team, stuffed my face then got back on the phones. I didn’t even take a call until 7:10 at night. I slacked off one way or another (it felt like) for the first 4 hours of my shift.

I brought pasta salad. Either no one likes pasta salad or they did like it. The people that ate it liked it, so they say. After wards I was motivated to get rid of the left overs since I am on the motorcycle. I don’t want to have to worry about packing it all up again to take it home again.

Weather

It was not bad today. I drove to the gym for a 30 minute work out, which is almost pointless. I woke up late, I wanted to be up around 9:30 and I freaking slept til 11:30. Man that sucks. I had a nice ride to work today, I even opened a couple jacket vents on the way after getting gas.
I get to work and check the weather at home and it was like 67 degrees. A few hours later I checked colorado springs for the heck of it and the freaking high today is 37 degrees with snow showers. Man I want to see snow! Pam is lucky and actually gets a white xmas not that shes back home. It's supposed to be 73 the next couple days then 75 rolling into the weekend. I hope it cloudy and freezing on xmas at least.

So Amatsu tells me last week that my present is not what he originally wanted to get me. The are on back order or something. A few days later he says that they can not ship the present out for what ever reason.....(don't ask cause your guess is a good as mine unless you know already)
Then he says that he has changed the present to something different and it may not be here on time for xmas. Later he says they shipped it with 2 day shipping. Friday I guess the present came when we went to pick up a park for his car and our friend that was over hid it. Amatsu tells me that I can not look in Cappy's room. I said ok. Saturday he opens it to make sure its the right one...nope, ehhhh, wrong, try again. Not the right thing.
Soooo finally today he says that he had to buy another one of the correct 'present' to have it shipped on time. Then he will fuck with shipping the incorrect present back and getting refunded.
Man that is very sweet that he is paying double and waiting to get refunded and all the hassle that he has to deal with.

Then I have a pot luck…or pot lock as Tim said once. I’ was sitting here thinking it was next thursday, nope, it freaking tomorrow. So I have to go to the store and pick up the things after work in an hour or get up that much earlier to buy the shit and make it in the morning. Yeah I’m making pasta salad by the way. I get to freeze again on the way home. The bad part is that my thighs don’t get much protection. I know that’s what chaps are for but yeah right, I wont wear chaps. My hands get cold too even with my thicker gloves. Oh well enough complaining, who cares?

P.S.
BAM IS SOOOO HOT!!!

Enjoy the weather while it's cool and not blazing.

Yesterday Amatsu and I washed my motorcycle and his motorcycle. Greased the chains, aired the tires and adjusted the suspension on both motorcycles. Then I washed my car and the El Camino I am trying to sell. I did a lot of washing. We decided to go to Cycle Gear and Amatsu got himself a really nice leather jacket. I love it. I wanted it but it is a guy jacket and fits him perfectly.

Later a friend came over and make ham, masked potatoes, pork and beans, salad and

We forgot that food was being made and stopped for Schlotzsky’s. When we came home, Amatsu still ate food anyways. So I showered, go tready and drove us and a friend to my aunts (not ants) house for a xmas party deal. That was funny cause we showed up around 940 and my aunt just had a pool atble installed, the guy left minutes before we got there.

We drank, played pool, chit chatted then picked up more beer and went to my house.

Last night, or this morning, I didn’t get to bed until about 6:30am. Then I slept until 1 in the freaking afternoon. Amatsu made sure I woke up. I joked with him and asked ‘what did you make me for breakfast? I ask him that jokingly when ever he gets up before me. I laughed then took my shower. A few minutes after I got out, Amatsu made me freaking breakfast and brought it to me, it was eggs and cinnamon sugar toast! Yaaaaa, food. That was nice, plus he packed my lunch. Man that was so cool.
And work today was not half bad. I had a team meeting, long one on one then started my orientation stuff for an hour then went to lunch. Such a hard day for me. That’s ok cause I’m tired from the weird sleep. I couldn’t fall asleep this morning and when I did I woke up 2 hours later and couldn’t go back to sleep.
Since the stupid holidays are here I’ve been up and down with being depressed. I miss my dad more because I think of family events that every one is doing. Again I would give anything to have my dad be here to walk me down the aisle on my wedding day, that’s all I want to have in my life. Knowing that my own dad gave me away on my wedding day is my wish. If he could hang out for the crazy wedding reception then just go away like how they neglected him at the hospital. I will never forgive those stupid people….ever!
On that note I ran a crossed this and I like it. http://www.three-lights.net/magazine17.html

I rode my motorcycle today and man was it nice out. We get to wear jeans this whole week so you bet your ass I will be riding my motorcycle this whole week too! I found a IICON ladies jackets! http://www2.powersportequipment.com/icon_catalog.asp

Yeah I want the IICON kitty jacket. I found matching chaps too….hahaha!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Then I come in to work today and there is a new person that is sitting across from me, some chick with a weird looking hat, kinda like an elf hat with ugly colors.
Anyways about 6 months ago and two 3 managers ago, I used to by her. She has this weird voice, I can’t describe it. Pam knows what I’m talking about, she used to sit right next to me, so she has to listen to her too.
Well my voice is still messed up.
Mike sent me link to a website that has cool Guitars. I think I want this one http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=guitar/search/detail/base_pid/519417/

Check it out I think it’s nice.
I just found this. I like it. http://www.pawstar.com/index.htm

I think this is funny as well. http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2216/Numa_Numa_at_American_Idol.html

Wrong but funny. http://www.bofunk.com/video/2597/scare_fun.html

My response to Pam’s post from the other day about living life as if this was the last day of your life is:
I agree with that a bit. I don't want to die when I'm 70 years or older. By then I will be all wrinkly, saggy, with a crackly voice, scary, old hag.
I want to kick the bucket by the time I'm about 60. I would have had 5 years of senior citizen crap, I'll have full head of white hair, unless I die it too much and burn it off, I won't be able to see, which means I wouldn't be able to drive. Right there is enough of a reason to off myself.

I'm really sick now.

Then on Saturday I woke up and could barely talk. It hurt so bad that I could feel my neck and throat straining when I tried to talk. I have to go to work tomorrow too, I hope I sound better at least.
I don’t feel like typing much so poo on you. J

Ok I'm sick.

I woke up this morning and got ready to see my doctor that I haven’t seen in about 2 years. Man I guess it has been that long since I’ve have medical insurance, wow. I get there and pay then I wait to get called in. As were walking to the room the nurse lady asks me if I’m sick cause she can smell the cough drop in my mouth. I was kinda embarrassed. I tell her that I slept with the heater on all night a couple of nights before and now my throat is all soar and I sound funny. She says really, my husband tells me that and I just say no way that’s not possible. I kinda laughed cause here is a nurse telling her husband he is wrong when he is not. Stupid nurses. I go through my appointment and doc goes through my blood work. Well it turns out I am anemic, so I’m not getting lazy I’m just always tired cause of it. Stupid anemia.

So on friday I started to loose my voice, I think it took a vacation. So of course Amatsu is all like no kissing. Your not getting me sick…What a JERK. Just messing, I don’t need to get him sick.

Crash!

Last night I’m heading home and I see a cop in the distance of my side mirror, since I have no rear view, and I’m thinking great I’m getting pulled over. He was no wear insight when I passed but and I’m actually not speeding. I notice he haulin balls and I pull over. Well what do you know, he passes me. Whew! So I continue to drive home. I’m about a half mile from my house and I see red and blue near my house. I just figured some one go in an accident on the road and they are blocking the lanes. The closer I get the worst it gets. Then I notice the air is very dirty/dusty, kinda like a big cloud of dirt. Now I’m about 1000 feet away and it looks like the whole road is closed. Now I’m about 100 feet away and I see about 6 cop cars and one suburban cop car surrounding this guy on the sidewalk. I look over and he’s already in cuffs but the cars are lined up like they surrounded some one. Well right behind the guy is a big ass whole in the wall and his F250 Ford is in my neighbors backyard!! Man that must have been wasted to pull that one. I live on a main street (if you didn’t figure already) and I’m 3 backyards away from the intersection. It’s a main road and crossing road goes in to neighborhoods. I must of arrive like minutes after it had happened cause the dust cloud was still there. Man that was crazy, I just hope that no one get the chance to pummel through our wall. That would suck a fat nut.

DEAD iNN

Last night I went and saw Mike from Dead iNN, a guy at my work, play a show with his band. He’s the bassist. I’ve heard their music before and liked it so I wanted to see performance.

Yeah remember that druggie I was talking about at Taco Bell the other day? Well I got across the road to the del taco/circle K to get some cash and a bag of chips for my sam-mitch I’m headed to get. On my way out that guy says do you speak Spanish, in Spanish to me. I looked back and it was the same damn dude! What a jerk. I mean come on my car kinda stands out and he had no idea that he had talked to me a few days before. I said you already told me that story then go it and drove away. After a few minutes I realized I wanted to say, You don’t remember asking me money with your bullshit story about your kids needing to eat and all that shit??!! But then I realized he would have no idea what I was saying. I should of yelled at him anyways so other wouldn’t give him money. It kinda pissed me off to see him trying to pull that shit again. Well it would of made me feel better if I would of yelled at the damn Mexican bastard!

Anyways I had Schlotzsky’s that night and it was good damn it. ;)

Stupid drivers

I almost got on a head on collision today.

I went to go get blood drawn and on my way home I’m driving through some construction and this guy starts to come down my ‘construction lane’. That was creepy. I wanted to yell at that guy so bad…… and they say women can’t drive. He did give me the ‘sorry’ hand wave but fuck, if he would of hit me sorry wouldn’t of cut it/ I would of cut him, kill him something!

I got free breakfast/lunch today and saw my mom, sister, and two nieces! Mmmm French toast, eggs and bacon.

So I gave this guy some change out side of taco bell. He asked if I knew Spanish, I said very little in Spanish and he busts out with this said story. Something about he’s stranded and his kids need to eat. I know that it is a bull shit story but I gave him my change anyway.

Amatsu says it’s just for his crack habit. I say maybe it is. Maybe I just supported his habit to help him overdose on it. I mean come on those people don’t care about anything, they have nothing and they need to die already. I know some people think it is mean but seriously , what are they doing that is do great. They smell, look bad, they’re lazy, don’t work, and are slowly killing themselves.