Friday again.

This is the best thing ever!! It makes me laugh every time!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/endofworld.html

It is so incredibly boring and I want to leave, my eyes hurt and I have a small headache.

Amatsu totaled his CRX!

RIP Melfina! 1990- 04.25.2005

This morning at about 11:00am I was woken up by a call from Amatsu. He lost control of his Honda coming home from work. He was heading east on the us60 to the 101 south going about 65-70mph and hit a pole, rolled twice and landed on all fours. Can you believe Melfina handled all that? I am wondering if something caused this to happen like a blown tire or something to that effect? That is not something that should of happened like that. That car didn’t know how to leave the ground, it never lost grip. He tried so many times to loose control and never could, he wanted to know what it would be like if those tires did loose control so he would be able to know what to do, so much for that. Well to put it in a nut shell, Amatsu lost control, took out a light pole, rolled the CRX twice and still got out of the car and called he to come down to the accident! Geez huh? Can you believe it, he’s still alive and partially walking? He sprained his ankle pretty good, seat belt lacerations, bump and cuts on the back of his head, lots of bruises appearing. His stereo was all over the highway, his big ass 40 pound sub was in one place, the box in another, the battery on the opposite and ahead of the car, bumper chunks in the rocks. Crazy stuff man! Well now it’s my turn to play nurse, hope he pulls through ok. I spent about 3 or 4 hours tearing out his entire stereo in that car, well what I could salvage anyway. I managed to fill my car and the roommate had to swing by to load the seats and any left overs. I am so glad that I helped him redo and redo and redo his stereo, if I never would of helped I’m not sure if I would have been able to strip it all out.
I even get a little depressed when I think about it so you can just imagine how Amatsu feels right about now...

Just another night of working the overtime.

I gave the three 19 year olds so much shit tonight, it is great. They all bag on each other so when I bag in them it’s even better. That’s about it, tease the boys, find a computer with speakers already so I can listen to music, surf the web, munch on food, drink water, bull shit with Aleks and Matt. Yup that’s about it.

You know you're living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home; you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.

The Contest

Let’s see, I really enjoyed myself with Dar on Saturday. We had a bunch of fun dressing up like Naughty School Girls for the contest. It was supposed to be from 5-9 so we showed up at 7. When we got there we went straight to the bar for Happy hour! When got to the bar we waited a few seconds for the bartender to come around. This guy came over and rubbed his butt with mine, so I turned around and looked ant he says, it’s ok I’m the bartender. Hmm, was that supposed to make it ok. Oh well not a big deal, I though it was funny cause he was dressed as a tennis player guy thing. That was weird, yet amusing.
I started with a house margarita, that was ok. After that Budweiser it was, cheap for happy hour. Then Sully showed up and some of his friends too. That was cool cause now we had some fans….or support at least. After happy hour I had some Doritos, Dar had some ravioli, that looked good. So we went on to drinking, we started on Heineken later. The bartender that was outside was cool, he gave our beers little scarfs. He just wrapped a napkin around the bottle I thought that was fun. The DJ bought us all a shot too, that was sweet. Well as the night went on Dar had me dance. Later we needed more support so I asked Mexico to move on over if he wasn’t preoccupied already. Mexico and Philip showed up to support us that was nice. So the contest was post poned until about 10:00, that was ok but it started raining and sprinkling around 9:00 or so. It was nice but I wasn’t wanting to get all wet cause then I would get cold. They called all the girls out and it began. We made it to the semi final round.
Unfortunately we didn’t win anything from them, but we did get flashy, blinky Jack Daniels things. Those were cool.
Then it was my time to retire so I called Amatsu to pick me up. I had to walk a short distance in the rain but it was nice. A little water never hurt anyone, some times people look better when they’re wet.
So he came to pick me up and I was not hard to miss, I had blinking lights on my shirt. I got home and by then I was hungry. Amatsu was nice enough to drive my dumbass to Jack In The Crack for food. Man that was the best Jack I’ve ever had!! J

Friday!

Holy crap I’m not at work today!!
This so awesome, too bad this is only for this week though. Having two days off in a row is so nice. Well Amatsu and I went to go eat All You Can Eat CRAB LEGS!! Ahhh was that good. We decided to go there since we hadn’t been there in so long and it would be a nice ride on the bikes. We go there and ate, we were sitting next to an old lady that was talking to us. She was nice, one of those ladies that can just randomly talk about anything. Well I guess that’s true with old people in general, they are always talking. A lot of the old guys have cool stories though, normally when they were young they got in a fight, or war or just being crazy!
We packed our stomachs and headed back home. On the way back we saw a car with a bunch of kids in the back, and Amatsu decided to take off to entertain the kids. So I followed. We sped up, then slowed down a few times, I hit 140mph and Amatsu hit about 163mph. That was a rush for me, he’s gone that fast before. We got home and started drinking. I bought Amatsu his 7 and 7 crap and I got vodka for cranberry and vodka. I actually tried 7 and 7, not bad. I never thought I would like anything with Whiskey, was I wrong.
Our friend Shabibby’s 21st birthday was that night at midnight but he didn’t call us until 7:00, we already had our night planned together so we didn’t go out. I wonder if he is mad? I don’t know. Well what ever it means….Happy Birthday Shahab!!!

Happy 420 All !!!

Smoke…stroke….smoke…..stroke….smoke…..
Light that shit…Smoke that shit…Pass that shit…
This black girl Jessica just went on a nickname craze. She was naming these 3 guys that sit behind me. She came up with these:
River with an”A”- his last name is Rivera
Fletcher the ball catcher- his last name is, I don’t know some Asian dude. One of the guys kept calling him, Mr. Miagie (from the Karate kid) and Jackie Chan too.
Salad bar- his last name is Salazar
Yeah and these 3 guys right, they all hang together, they’re 2 Mexicans and an Asia guy. Well one Freddy drives a newer Dodge truck, Danny drives a nice looking Acura Integra, and the Asian boy drives a freaking Ford Focus! An Asian boy driving a Ford, what wrong with this picture?
Amatsu made me a rice ball today. Man that was good, damn good. I forgot I had it and around 5:00 my tummy started to grumble and rumble. I was thinking, it would be great if I had some food. I normally bring in munchies but I didn’t have much time and didn’t remember to grab a few things. Well I reach in my bag and what do you know a rice ball! That make me so happy.
Geez, guys are so weird. I have a guy named Freddy talking to me now, oh wait Salad Bar, is his other name. Also one of his friends too, we blab through email. Today both of them asked if I have a boyfriend….great. I just like talking to guys cause most of them can carry a conversation. Unlike girls, they talk about there nails, hair, make up, shoes, clothes, all crap I don’t really care about. With guys they’ll blab about cars with me, I can learn computer stuff and learn about how they are with the chicks. Or they will ask me for advice or recommendations. That sounds funny, no they don’t ask me to tell girls they’re great for them but like what should I do with this, or what should I get her…..all that other poo.
So I’m at a cube that has speakers, finally something that will keep me going. Nirvana none the less…you can never go wrong with Kurt Cobain. Man I just realized the other day I have a pedophile like mind. Why you say? Well look at this, all the guys I go for look like 12 or 16 year olds. I like Matthew Lillard, Marilyn Manson, Amatsu, Tommy Lee, this Hot Topic guy. They are all tall, skinny, lanky, not too muscular, but I like it!!

Pictures or something.

Well I've been wanting to post pictures in here sometime but I'm not sure how I'll have to try from home sometime...no that we ahve a working computer!

I was walking back to my desk from a potty break and some girl was talking about this….
“If you hate Satan, that’s like saying you hate Hugh Heffner. Cause Hugh Heffner is like Satan! Can you believe I said this in front of the class?”
Man this chick is so dumb. Why would anybody hate Hugh Heffner?? I love the man, he’s a genius. He has seen so many women and we all know has humped so many chicks. How is he the devil? I consider that old man to be luuuuuucky! Why would anybody complain about having beautiful women around you all the time. You know he’s the number one customer to Viagra, Cialis, and all those penis get me upper companies. So the rumor goes if your on the cover of playboy, you’ve slept with Hugh. I’m sure that’s not true for the already famous people that have been on the cover, but the random just starting out ladies probably have. Shit if I could I would like to be in playboy, but I don’t have the body for it. I do want to get a boob job some time though, mine just don’t fit me.
I go back and forth with this subject though, because I don’t want to be fake cause that’s not me, but I feel that I that if something this simple can make some one feel that much better about themselves why try and knock them for that? That’s like saying if you
Now wearing a push up bra is another thing, that’s is just an illusion. That I will not do, you either got it or you don’t. No need it making them look bigger, cause then when it comes off, they say…ah, where did they go?

I want to dye my hair black again. I wonder, All black? Black with red bangs? High light it again? What do you think…like you even care.

Meatball samich.

Amatsu got a meatball samich today and he offered me some. I’ve never had it before, surprisingly, but it was pretty good. Good flavor, I was afraid that it was just going to be plain but nope.
I got a present today!! My friend Rachel got me a soft fuzzy Cheshire cat! I love it. She had told me that she had a present for me the other day through email cause she didn’t work the past few days. I was walking out of our team meeting and I saw some one sitting in my chair, but I couldn’t see who it was, there was a guy standing in front of her.
The guy moved and it was Rachel….she ate some of cheetos. That’s ok though, I have more snacks. Wow it’s cold in here today, we found out that the air conditioning wasn’t hooked up right that’s why it was so hot in here the past few times. Stupid people.

Last night I cooked tuna casserole, it sounded good so I made it. I also got some frozen Asian vegetables to make some beef with vegetables and rice some time. Mmm, I love beef with vegetables from Little Canada. Also Lin and The whore is really good too. Pho Tai is very good, that sounds good right now.
Well I went to lunch with the girls again and Rachel freaking bought me lunch cause she ate some of my cheetos earlier. That was nice, but why it was only few cheetos, eh, I’m not complaining. So I have my casserole if I get hungry later working the OT tonight.

I guess a plane had to do an emergency landing in Deer Valley at the airport today so the freeway was shut down because of it. I’m guessing the pilot went for the freeway or near the freeway.
From channel 3 news website:
The pilot of a small plane was injured after he crash landed on Interstate 17 and clipped a tractor trailer in north Phoenix on Wednesday.
http://www.azfamily.com/ http://www.kpho.com/
Just ate my carrots, now I’m a bunny! Hop, hop hop! I wish I was a bunny, they’re so cute and fluffy and soft and they are always humping!!! How could you go wrong? With all the water I drink too sometimes I’m a fish. Then I wonder what I am when I drink beer…Hmmm?
So why did the turtle cross the road?
Oh yeah so the chick that was on the phone the other night told me a long joke, here goes. This mad scientist had to come up with a great experiment to save his life. So he was instructed go and come back the next day. The scientist goes off and returns the next day. He says ok, I’ve got it. He grabs a frog he brought along and sets it on the table. Then the scientist yells frog, jump. So the frog jumps 50 feet, the scientist writes this result down. He grabs the frog and cuts off a leg and puts the frog down again. Scientist yells frog, jump. Then frog jumps 30 feet, the scientist writes this result down. He grabs the frog and cuts off another leg and puts the frog down again. Scientist yells frog, jump. Frog jumps 10 feet, he writes this result down. The scientist grabs the frog and cuts off another leg and puts the frog down again. Scientist yells frog, jump. Then the frog jumps 5 feet, the scientist writes this down and cuts off the last legs and puts the frog back down. Then once again the scientist yells frog, jump. Again frog, jump! Once more frog, jump! The scientist looks up and says perfect just like I predicted, the frog is deaf!!Ha cute huh? She said her dad told her that one so I automatically liked it.

Guess who's back....

Guess who’s back…..back again….Amatsu’s back….tell a friend…
Well the dumbass is back in town. I feel so happy that he is back, it is very nice to see him again. I know your thinking, geeez, it was only 4 days, get a grip!
I had Schlotzshy’s for lunch, mmm that was good, stupid mexican lady screwed up my order I wanted a Turkey original, I got a Deluxe original…ok that’s not even close.
So this guy is trying to print an ebook and can’t see the print ok button at the bottom portion of the menu, weird huh?

How can you tell a stupid person in Las Vegas?
A person trying to play the parking meter as a slot machine.
How can you tell another stupid person in Las Vegas?
A person standing next to them and cheering them on.
This was a joke that I heard from a student Friday night, ah man that was great. There was another joke she told me it’s long though.

I want to be a bum for a day, do know how much shit they get? They get food, money clothes, drugs, beer, man it would suck in the summer though.

Day 3

Well Saturday night Darlene came over to rummage through my clothes to find us a couple of school girl outfits for a school girl contest we plan on entering this month. I’m excited about it, we have the attitude of, we’re doing this for fun and if we win money while doing this then awesome! After that she left to see the boyfriend and I went out to meet Mexico. He was on Mill with his friend Phillip. It’s funny cause by the end of the night I meet more UOP people, stupid workplace. We went to Margarita Rocks which was cool because that is where the contest is going to be held at, so this will give me a feel of what the place is like. When we got there walked in had a Mexican piss water beer and walked all through the place, it has three levels, interesting. Well we make it to the second level and stay there for a few minutes. The boys decide to go to the roof to see what’s happening, then Yusef shoes up, meet him walked upstairs. Well not much was happening there so we decided to go back down to the first level. Well Mexico has this great idea of sliding down the rail in the middle of the stairs instead of walking down them…his dumbass starts to slide down and then I hear riiiip! I look at him and he tore his shirt on the way down, the back of shirt got caught on the handrail when he first sat on it and ripped! That was the greatest thing to see. Now he had two shirt tails on his shirt, we all laughed at him, it was great. So then he run into Yusef, spills beer on himself, party foul, so I walk away cause I get this feel of Mexico has a bad luck streak going on right now. We get back to the bar on the first floor and Yusef ordered around, cooool. So what does Mexico do? He grabs the beer and cheers with Yusef and knocks his lime out of the beer, luckily Phillip caught the lime for him.
So we’re standing at the bar and I notice that ultimate fighting is on, so I’m watching the tv. This guy get his ass kicked, well his face smashed in by the other guys fists, really fun to see! After that I look around and I see this chick, she’s a waitress at Margarita Rocks, she’s wearing small red shorts, a black kinda swimsuit top and knee high boots! That was a sight to see, then when she walked by she had three nautical star tattoos on her lower back, black and red though. Yeah I had told Amatsu I had an urge to pick up on chicks that night for some reason, I think maybe something different to do I guess. Well I nugged Mexico and said wow that chicks hot! He looked and kinda laughed at me, I told him if he sees her again tell me I want to tell her something. Fucking Mexico made me dance there, what a jerk! I told him no but I did anyways; I’m a sucker I guess. What else was there to do.
Later I meet Dave or David I can’t remember now, another UOP person. The hot chick was walking down the stairs when Mexico says there she is go tell her whatever, go look, and points. Jerk that wasn’t freaking obvious, she looks at me then walks away. Oh well I’ll try again later. Then the boys spot a guy walking in wearing a belt that had a scrolling message on it. It was fucking rad! I walked over to the guy a shook his hand and said nice fucking belt man. It had blue lettering like the scroll message thing like the one we have at home by the pool table. All I could read was “I want” then he turned around. I wanted to know what the rest said but I didn’t want to bother him again. Some black dude, you know he’d kick my ass or something.
Well it was almost last call and the guys wanted to go to Slices, some pizza place shop thing. So I went, didn’t think I was really hungry but I got 2 slices, not very good pizza. It was like the pizza you get in school, the flat cardboard style. It was food though, probably should of just went to Jack in the crack, but since I didn’t I actually got to hear a few jokes.
In the end I had fun, it was different. I have to pick up Amatsu at the airport later tonight his plane lands at 10:28pm so I’m trying to leave here at 10:30 since I’m like 5 miles away from the airport. His dumbass is probably calling in to work tonight which it ok because then I’ll get to have some time with him. He’ll probably just want to sleep so I won’t be able to blab to him until tomorrow. Oh crap he didn’t tell me what airline he’s on I need to ask him….Hold on….. ok I’m the dumbass, he told me Southwest. That’s terminal 4, when ever I would go to the airport, almost every time it had to go to the Southwest terminal for whoever I was picking up. I think I’ve been to terminal 2 or 3 once.
Geez, just had a lady on the phone that was not letting me help her. She was loud, impatience, not telling me what she was doing or where anything was, freaking annoying, did not know how to tell me anything, some sort of foreign chick. Not that foreign people are bad but she was. Oh well I don’t care she hung up on me, that just made me feel better.
I eating Club cracker, not so good without cheese but my tummy is growling so I need something to hold me over until 6. I’m only taking 30 for lunch so that I can leave at 10:30 to pick but stinky butt later. Sucks when you’re at a call center cause then if makes the day feel that much longer.
I really have nothing interesting to say, do I ever I wonder? Oh, I gave Jack his shots last night. Felt bad, but I have to be the bad guy while Amatsu is gone. Poor Jack, but I gave him a rawhide bone thing too so he was enjoying himself. So the things Amatsu has to look forward to when he get home, Jack, Smot, Monster energy drink, TV, stereo, car, motorcycle and…that’s about it.

Day 2

It’s actually not freaking hot in here today, it’s actually little chilly. That’s probably because there’s nobody really working today, which is nice. I have one guy around me now and it’s kinda quiet around me except for this damn chick that sits by me. I am at the end of the row and she starts the new row, so the aisle separate us. She’s so fucking loud and she has like a funny speak, not really an acent but she sounds funny. I want to throw my shoe at her! Even if my aim is off my shoe is big enough to hit her anyway. Don’t think I’m going to work overtime today, we’ll see. It’s so slow that it almost makes sense to. Last night after about 10:30 there was no queue and about one hour between calls, that was nice. I got a call about 12:40 but I was still able to leave at 1:05am. Didn’t really want to stay until 2 am.
So far I’ve smelt popcorn, which is normal and now Chinese food! Fuckers, I want Chinese food. I might just go to little Canada, I’m on the motorcylcle though so I would have to slam all my food down so I don’t have to worry about left overs, not so fun when you have to try to ride with a food container on your handle bars. My luck I’ll drop it going around a corner and there will go my delicious food.
So last night I went out for a couple of drinks and played a couple games of pool with this dude from work, he’s from Serbia, kind of different, but ok. You should hear him say internet explorer, it’s great. He told me that he got with a 49 year old from his AA class thing he’s in for a possession charge, it’s kind of funny. He’s also dealing with a new long distance relationship he’s kinda try to figure out. So I’m his advice person, not a good idea huh? Ask me for advise, I’m crazy, dumb, young, ya know all of the above.
So the bartender guy gave us a free drink, it was like a small shot looked like an apple martini, but it didn’t taste like one, it was good.
Mmmm. Little Canada!! Man was that good. I had fun riding back with my left overs, sauce leaked in the bag but I didn’t drop it! So I finally got the server lady’s name, it’s Nancy, easy name to remember. A customer asked for her name and bam, caught her name. She asked for Amatsu of course, or my honey as she asked, told her he’s in California visiting a friend. She said why did you let him go? I just giggled, this lady is so nice. Every time we go there she knows that we drink iced green tea, I order a bowl of egg flower soup, and beef with vegetables. She knows Amatsu normally gets, hot and sour soup, three stars hot pork stuff or chow mien. On occasion we’ll get a big bowl of soup but for the most part she knows us. I think we were going there about once a week of a while. Man that shits good!
Well it’s a Friday night, I’m single and I’m probably just going to go home and do laundry or something, how sad is that?? Oh well, I’m not sure if I’m even in the mood to go out really and I don’t really have anyone to go out with, what a loser huh? Well fuck you, go to hell. Nah, not really.
I need to get back to drawing again, my drawing is getting pretty bad now. I wish I had more time to sit and draw and I guess more motivation too. Like I’ve said many times I need to finish or better yet start to draw my tattoo very soon. I am able to work the OT to save up for the damn thing, I should of already had it by now, kinda make me mad that I have put this off for so long now.

No one was looking....

I was thinking of you....I was all by myself.....oh yeah did I mention....I was all by myself.
All by myself......All by myself......All by myself...... (guitar plays)

I was all by myself...

Well Amatsu is leaving to Santa Cruz in the morning, I will not see his dumb ass for like 5 days, wow 5 days. That’s longer than when I went to Cali. Woo-hoo, party, crazy time. Yeah right I have a lot of crap to do at home, like wash my damn car! There are so many bugs on the front bumper and windshield it looks like I drove to Cali or something. I’m gonna throw this damn mouse, it fucking sucks. It wont move anywhere you want it to.

Stupid people

So on monday I was headed to work like normal, I reached the US 60 freeway and there was so much traffic by the on ramp. The traffic trying to get on the freeway was stopped, most of the lanes on the right were stopped. I saw this before I got on the freeway so I flipped a bitch and headed down baseline, I figured there was an accident near the on/off ramp or something. So I get to the next freeway entrance and this was even worse! So said fuck this I can't get on the freeway now I'm gonna be late to work. I call my damn job and tell them I will be late. I was mad about me being late because this was going to be my thord late so far, not good. First was I could not find a cube to sit in, someone was in my spot, so I was 2 minutes late. Second I left late one day which was all my fault. Third, was this crap. So I text Amatsu and ask him if he can check news channels or something to check where I should avoid and what the hell was going on. He didn't really find anything for me so I just avoided the freeway and took the streets. On my way to work I learned that there was some sort of shooting on that freeway, but it was earlier that morning. I was driving around 1:30 and Amatsu notice the freeway backed up around 11:00 so it had happened well before that, maybe like 9 am or something. These fuckers, for what ever reason, started shooting at each other and caused a big mess. I have patience but not much when I'm driving! Dude I was 25 minutes late cause of it.

I went to my mom's house tonight, she was helping me get motorcycle and car insurance for my vehicles. I don't know much about what I should have the rates set to, bodily injury, comprehensive, under and uninsured motor vehicle. I know what they mean I just don't know what is a good limit, not too high but not too low, ya know? Ha, ha I made a funny, it rhymed. First we did online quotes from Progressive Insurance, then I called them. As I was going through the options on the phone with the guy he pulls up my MVD record to verify the date of my accident. Well he says, I have here on July 3, 2003 you had a violation, driving the wrong way on a one way street. I said what the hell, no way that's not right, that's not me, huh? He says no accident listed just this violation. I was shocked to hear this, I’ve never done this before, I would have to be so incredibly high to manage to do this. So now I have to call or go to the DMV now, I hate that fucking place. I need to pull out my old ticket too, I wish I could just play it off as nothing happened on that day and have it removed from my record. That’s not a good moving violation, if I ever need to apply for a driving job again that will not help me. So I got the insurance any ways, Now I can drive my motorcycle again! I need to ride it tomorrow to work, except it is supposed to reach 91 degrees tomorrow! Fuck it is getting too hot way to fast! Fucking kangaroos!
WTF mate? And us Californians need to worry about California breaking off and hanging out with Hawaii, Alaska can come too! THE END!!

Mmmmmmmmm, Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

Beer, beer, beer!
After we picked up Andy we headed out to the Beer Festival, well the fucking freeway was shut down. We had to take the streets down for a few miles until we could get on the freeway, the problem was everybody and there mom was doing the same thing, so it took for ever.
Well the beer festival was rather interesting. This was my first year going, this was Andy and Amatsu third year, So I just followed the pros. When we finally got in we met up with Burns and Kerri. We all kinda wondered around listened to Burns talk about how bad the pizza was. First beer we went for was Kiltlifter from Four Peaks Brewery. I’ve had this beer before so I figured to start off with something I already was farmiliar with. Later Amatsu wanted get my attention and he called me Tiffany. Woe, was that weird, I said holy shit you called me Tiffany and not girlfriend. He said yeah well your not my girlfriend anymore. I said yeah I know. Well later on we all were kinda getting toasty, I wondered around with Kerri a little bit, then we tried to find the boys. Oh yeah we were heading to the little girls potty, the lovely port-a-john, and this guys walks by Kerri and says my friend has been wanting a picture with you two girls all day, can we have a picture of you girls? I kinda looked at Kerri and said what the hell? I told the guys well I can’t stop walking I gotta pee. Then the other guy was next to me, the guy kept asking so I finally said ok. The guy took the pic and we were on our way. I think this was harmless but weird. Well I got to see Big Nick and the Gila Monsters too. Andy and Amatsu were excited to see them, wierdos. I was kinda beer bitch for a little bit, then I told Amatsu hey I’m not your girlfriend any more remember? He said yeah but your beer bitch now. I said Jerk! Then of course I got him another refill. Now I think we were all toasty now and Burns and Kerri were kinda teasing each other and Amatsu started messing with me. I think we all had a good time.
Oooh, yeah Amatsu bought a shirt that said SWALLOW BITZCH, from the bierbitzch stand. They had some cool shirts and stuff but they were 20 bucks man. I saw an appealing shirt from Reeper too, I almost bought it but I really didn’t want to pay 20 buck. I didn’t ask how much it was so I just assumed it was the same as the other stand. After the beer festival we went to Voodoo Daddies. When we go there Amatsu and Andy spotted mardi gras beads. The both grabbed a handful, I got a couple from Amatsu and they wore a few too. As the night went on they kept grabbing more and more beads. I swear we had like 8 pounds of beads between the three of us. When we got home I hung all of them across my arm and there were so many it filled from my shoulder to my wrist. Well the boys wanted to know why the hell Voodoo Daddies wasn’t at the Az Beer Festival this year. So after asking the waitress chick for the manager, I asked. Then he responded with, well we’re under new management. Oh what’s the beer festival? Amatsu told him what it was and where, he also just had to tell him that new management should get kicked in the nuts! That was fucking great cause that was like telling the guy he should be kicked in the nuts. The guy didn’t say anything and just walked away, we were all laughing.
When we got back we all kinda bullshited, watched some TV, talked and played some pool. Then…..I got some booty, I got some booty, I got some booty, I got some booty….Then I drank more beer. Then I got some more booty. Then I got woken up at like 2 or 3 in the morning with more booty. That next morning, I got some booty!! Yeah I had to brag about this, dude it’s been weeks.
The other day when I went to IHOP, I said that I really enjoyed myself. I’ve been thinking about this past week and I smile every time I think of me and Amatsu. We have been good with each other lately. I know we are both hiding how much we hurt inside but when we are together, at least these past few days, I am so happy. We both seem pretty happy with each others presence. When we got back from IHOP it was like we were flirting with each other in a way. I loved this feeling that I had with him. Since that day I think we have felt happy with one another so far. I know he needs his time (to fuck all his girlfriends) but I just had to say that I have enjoyed myself.
I want to start watching Cowboy Bebop now. I think I might start to try and watch it on Tuesday since I don’t work Tuesdays. Yeah my fucking schedule gives me Tuesdays and Saturday s off, shitty schedule but I’m glad to have Saturday s off. I never really sit my ass down, except for work now, so I think I’ll do the gym, eat Little Canada for lunch and come back full as a mother fucker and watch Bebop, Bebop!

Happy April Fools Day Fuckers.

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Fucking Amatsu! I want to kill him so bad. He got me GOOD for April fools day! We never actually tired to play jokes on each other in the past (or maybe that was the future…). He emailed me at work, he was at home:
oh start at the bottom, sorry.

April FOOLS FUCKER!
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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 3:20 PM
Subject: Re: uh?

What cha gonna do , I can’t do anything now. I'm at work. Oh well I guess.
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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 3:15 PM
Subject: Re: uh?

I"M SORRY!
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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 3:10 PM
Subject: Re: uh?

Geeez, I'm gonna cry!!!!!!!!

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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 2:28 PM
Subject: uh?

your bike just got knocked over when i was pulling in my bike, i popped the clutch and hit yours. I"M SO SORRY!
its not that bad and i'll pay to get it fixed.

Yeah so he got me good! I actually got skuzin too. I wasn’t sure if I should do it but I did, I was texting him and told him I was pregnant. Wow, that’s was hard to say, but all he said was for real? I said no, sorry, April fools fool. He said ha ha fucker.
Yesterday the guy that sits next to me asked if I would get him a Gatorade on my next break, I said sure since I had to use the potty. I took the money, took my break and walked to the potty, on the way back got I went to get a Gatorade. The damn Gatorade got stuck in the machine! Between the glass and the next rack down. I stood there for a second and said no way. Well I was happy cause now I could beat the machine. A few Mexican guys were standing around and one said hey aren’t you gonna help her with that? I thought that was funny, I just hit the machine a couple more times with the side of my fist and the drink fell through. I heard the machine make noise like it was giving me change, so I checked and it gave me the $1.25 in quarters back. I made $1.25 but getting homeboy a drink, how cool was that? I thought about giving it back to him but why? I was the one who got up to get it, banged it out of the machine and got it to come through, that was just payment.

Last night Amatsu invited me to IHOP at like 1:30am, so I went. I enjoyed my self, I really did. We, well I talked a lot, mostly cause I don’t see him very often now and I was kinda making conversation. There was this guy at the table next to us with some chick. Oh man, this guy was soo lame! Amatsu had his back to him so he couldn’t really see him but he was pushing off the worst pick up lines you could ever think of. Amatsu and I were laughing it was funny, you should of heard him. I wish I could of recorded it and put it on our website for you all the hear. When they went to leave he was wearing chaps. Freaking chaps! Then the best was when they went outside the both got in to a car. When we pulled up to IHOP there was no motorcycle outside either. Now why would this guy be wearing chaps, even if he was riding earlier or she was taking him back to his motorcycle, why the hell was he still wearing them??

So I am not happy with my room mate any more, I have learned a few things about her and what she has done that I really don’t like. Plus she is just so fake. I almost told her today that she was fake and she’ll probably never know who she really is. I almost….almost, told her that she’s just like megan, fake, and at least megan knew who she was. I’ve wanted to tell her how I feel for a while, but every one tells me to take what I feel and don’t let it bother me. I should take her replicating me as a compliment. Ok, but what happens when it goes too far?