Shit for bricks

I left a few minutes late today than I should of and I figured I could make up for it on the freeway like normal. I leave the house and go the light and wait for the green. The light turns green, I slowly creep down the dip to make my left turn and I hear sirens. I look right and a fire truck is coming towards the intersection and is going to turn in front of me. By the time they turn the light is red for me and on coming traffic is headed right towards me. I back up slowly and hope that the light turns green for me soon. So it turns green and I make my left turn.

I get to Chandler and there more than usual traffic. The left turn lane is backed up, it never this backed up anytime I leave for work, whether I’m early, late or on time leaving. I get around that and wait for the light. I get passed the light and then a school bus is dropping off kids so we all have to stop for them. Even though the bus is on the opposite side of the street it has the stop sign thing out. If there’s no median you have to stop for them. JERKS. I get passed that, oh then slow down for the 15 mph school zone (which is always up on weekdays). I finally get on the freeway, I’m flying down at 90 and I hit some slower traffic. I get around that and make it to I-10. Then of course half way down traffic starts to slow down for what ever reason.

Then I get to work and there’s no freaking parking. I had to go to the back of the building to park. I kinda jogged in and go to login and WTF I’m late, 1 minute. 1 damn minute. I look at this as if one of these stupid things wouldn’t of happened I would have been ok, on time.

I put my things down and turn on my computer and it takes like 7minutes to boot up and ‘add my personal settings’. Damn thing. So I get in start to open all my programs and stupid shorthand won’t open. Now I just transferred a lot of my things to shorthand last night then deleted the word docs. I mean seriously all at once, it’s coming down. Now I’m in a bad mood. I was late, nothing is going right today, I want to go home, and I’m not so happy anymore.

Well later I got over that. I was emailing Rachel and she helped me out. I just needed to vent and she let me vent. ;)

Oh so this guy Mike I work with send me this email today. I made me laugh so I figured I’d share it…..

What up Sydney,

You will not believe what happened last night. Get this, I was playing my playstation and my dog walked into the living room. She looked right at me and took the biggest crap i have ever seen. I was pissed that she had the nerve to look at me while she was crapping. So i kicked her! Then i had to pick up the crap. I went and flushed it down the toilet and did not think anything of it. About an hour later i was sitting still playing playstation and i heard water splashing. I went into my bathroom and the whole damn floor had like 2 inches of water. There was enough water that when i walked into the bathroom to the toilet it covered my foot. So i called the matenanice guy right. Told him i had a lake in my apartment. He came over and looked and he almost shit himself. I could swear that i smelled it! He had me try to turn off the toilet water becasue the water was getting into the carpet and flooding the entire bedroom. After laying in the water i was able to turn it off. I was soaked man. He then said he was going to go get a pump to pump the water out. He left and my nieghbors below came up. Chris was like" Why is there a big ass bubble in my roof?". I showed him the bathroom and he was laughing his ass off. Then we heard his girlfriend scream. She was standing under the bubble looking at it and the damn thing popped from the pressure. She was soaked man. They had to bring in the truck with a built in pump to get all of the water out. It was crazy . They had to tear up the carpet and take the foam out. Then they had to leave this big Dryer in our house to dry the carpet. It was the funniest shit that has happened in a long time.

Halloween Party this Saturday

Simeon sent me this pic a while ago, this was at his Halloween party, I think 2 years ago.

I’ve decided to be a nurse for Halloween. I’m normally a goth something or rather but this year I’m broke and I feel it’s time for a bit of a change. I had the nurse costume already so I figure why not right? The only thing that was stopping me is that my ass might peak out at times. It is a short dress. I told Rachel and she said, nope you have to be the nurse, do it, do it. So I said I yes. I feel like I’m going to look a little whore-ish but who cares. They all know I’m not, well I hope they all think I’m not cause I’m not.

I mean me and BF have been together for almost 4 ½ years.
I think it’s ok to have some attention sometimes. If I offend any one the can kiss my ass…literally.
I want to take pitures too, I love taking photos, I was never in front of the camera usually, I liked to take them.

So lately I miss Pam. I was just thinking how boring work is with out Pammy. I have people to talk to yeah but it's not Pam.
It's like that damn saying that I probably over use at times in my head....you never know what you have til it's gone.
I believe that is so freaking true. I don't get to email her really, chat on google talk or call her for that matter. I need to call her and see what's up though or at least text her.

Early birthday present

This weekend I got a very early birthday present from Amatsu.
I washed my car then took a few pictures too. I'll have to add pics on here when I get how so that you can see.
So the guy who painted my car asked me to bring a hundred to have my car colorsanded and buffed. At first I was kind of ok with it but now that I keep thinking about it....why? I paid him money already to do the body work, paint the car, and normally painting includes color sanding and buffing the paint. I mean it like saying I'll lay the carpet but not secure it to the ground, you have to pay more. Ummm, noooo. It doesn't work that way. Plus when he did the work the window tint got fucked in a few places. The back window tint is fucked the drivers window has a few little streaks on it, that needs to be replaced. I just need to have the whole car retinted really, especially if I want it to match.
So I don't think that I need to give him 100 bucks to get a new buffer and paper.....Nope! That's not my deal.

I'm bored…..damn I gotta pee again!
I swear my bladder hates me or something. I am bad with everything to do with liquids. If I drink a lot of anything and break the seal I'll be running to the bathroom every 30 minutes to an hour at times. It will last about a couple of hours but man it suuuucks. It will do that if I drink beer or juice or water...doesn't matter.

So here’s Pam’s stupid company that she used to hate working for,
http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/ripoff137502.htm

Look what Amatsu made, I love it!!!!

It makes me think of Monster's Inc, the little girl that calls Sully KITTYYYYY!!!!

October 20, 2005

I want to say Happy Birthday to Sexy Lexi and Happy Anniversary to my sister

I saw the weirdest thing today on the freeway.

This is a picture of traffic stopped. I couldn't get pic of the cop swerving in time, my camera is slow. If you look closely you can see that traffic is stopped and there is nothing in front of the cars.

I was on I-10 just passed Chandler Blvd and I see ahead that a cop is swerving all over the over the freeway. I thought at first that people were not moving for the cop and he was weaving in and out of traffic. Then I thought maybe he’s on a chase. Then I noticed he wasn’t going very far but swerving all over. Traffic started to slow a bit and I thought maybe something happened to the car, like the computer took over and the cop can’t control the car…naaah, I know that won’t happen. So eventually before I can reach Elliot Rd exit I notice we are stopping. So we stop, I see up ahead a black car drives to the right side of the road and then the cop pulls over to that car. Then we all drive off. So I look of course but I don’t slow down like those stupid people drivers I hate and I can’t figure out what that was all about. I don’t see anyone dying, I don’t see anyone with a gun or crazy commotions going on. I have no freaking clue what it was about.

I’ve been pondering this all freaking day and can not figure it out. I mean I want to call the DPS and ask them so I don’t rack my brain insane.

I wasn’t late for work though, yaaaa me.

Payson

So we went to Payson this past weekend and it was great! Everything, the weather, the people, the drinks, the boyfriend, everything! I want to go back already. I never knew that Arizona had a place that I could actually enjoy. So the ride up was good, a very good change of road and scenery. It wasn’t as curvy as I thought it would be and not curvy enough for Amatsu either.

The hotel looked like the hotels you see in movies. It was shaped like a squared off ‘C’ and was on level for the most part.

Went we got close to Fountain Hills I remember checking my jacket pockets for some reason. Well it’s a good thing that I did, my pocket was open and it had my debit card, License and Cash. That would of sucked big hairy squirrel nuts if I would of lost any of that stuff. As we’re riding I tried for about 5 miuntes to zip it up, nope, wouldn’t work for me. The winds would not let it zip. I had to pull over and zip the pocket. Stupid me and stupid jacket.

On the way I got scared twice. The first was the winds were ok, not too bad but Amatsu had to rid with saddle bags on his bike. We caught a short strong gust of wind and he was pushed almost off the side of the road. He actually hit the dirt or a second. I remember thinking, shit don’t crash. He was able to force the bike back over and get in the lane again. Later we had this Chevy Malibu driving near us. Now this guys had no clue how to drive. Hes driving a stock ass car that has not so great suspension factory and taking turns at like 90 too, I think he was trying to keep up with us cause it took him for freaking ever to finally pass us. He had plenty of times he could of passed. He’d hit bumps and his car would go all over plus her had his wife, girlfriend, sister, what ever in the car and I driving like a dumbass.

Oh well, I wanted to see him crash for being dumb.

Second we were taking a left curve turn and I must of hit a dip or bump in the road that Amatsu missed cause my front end came off the ground for a second and when it landed it was all wobbly, it shook the handle bars good enough to make me scared. I’ve seen so many videos of people doing wheelies then when they land the front end does that and they crash. I guess I was lucky.

We find the hotel and go to check in. My left ass cheek and part of leg was asleep and Amatsu’s hand was asleep too. We got in our room and started to settle in.

Watched some tv and walked across the street to Chili’s and got some food and started the drinking!! It was funny cause the waiter has the same birthday as me! Coool. Then later Amatsu says he like the hostess, so I should go hit on her. I said, what?! No. I wanted to wash my hands and was going to go up there and ask her where to go. Amatsu says so then go hit on her. I say, what do you want me to do say, Where’s the bathroom and can I have your number??. He says yeah sometimes being blunt works. What a butt.

Then there is this other waitress that I caught eye contact with, she was a bigger girl, just a bit chunky really. Well the eye contact wasn’t normal, it was like I want you eye contact. Now I’m not being conceded but that’s what is felt like. So I told Amatsu and he said oh yeah well get her number then….jerk he’s no help. Later after we got our food she came over and asked how the food was….she’s not even our waitress and she’s asking us that, Hmmm? Weird. Amatsu noticed that she gave that vibe to me when she asked.

I thought it was flattering really but I was not interested.

We walk back pick up booze from the liquior store next to us and start a drinking. Later the light by my side of the bed turns off when I sit on the bed but it would turn on when I got up. Sorry my fat ass makes the lights turn off and on geeez. It was the cord, it was loose, Amatsu goes to plug it back in and it sparks then catches on fire for a second. A black mark and everything. Eventually we move to another room it was upstairs. There was no direct view of the bike like the other room but there was only 3 rooms up there and one was the penthouse. This hotel isn’t anything special but it had a penthouse. We wanted to see it too.

Day 2.

We get up have some breakfast at the café next door. Damn that shit was good. Then we geared up and went for a ride. We decided to head towards Heber, if not go to Heber. Well half way it started to rain. It was so cold that the rain hurt, it wasn’t quite hail I don’t think. I notice that my stupid reserve light had just came on so I needed gas quick. We get about 6 miles from the closest gas station and I ran out of lines on the guage for my reserve tank. I did make it but I thought for a minute that for sure I’d run out of gas. These roads were one lane one way and no sort of shoulder to stop on. I was hoping my non-existent balls that I would make it. Later we picked up more alcohol and drank.

Day 3.
The next day we get up and get ready to leave. We drove faster on the way back and we were home by about 11am or so. We had to make sure to beat the storm that was rolling in. It’s about a 1 and a half drive normally.

Over all it was a great trip and I would love to go back when it is snowing. I could find a place to snowboard and love it. But unfortunately I do not have a car that can handle the snow.

I would recommend any one to visit Payson if they want to get away and not quite go camping and not leave the state.

Oh yeah we had sex 7 times!!!!!

Words

So Pam had googled the word jerk…that made me curious if there is a site jerk.com.

I typed it in and what do ya know,

Access to this web page is restricted at this time.

Reason: The Content Filter category "Sex" is filtered.

URL: http://jerk.com/ and http://www.jerk.com

I'll have to look this up when I get home to see what is on here. I'm kinda scared of what is on these sites cause I'm sure it's nasty stuff.

The other day the guys around me couldn’t get to wells fargo site. It was great because my work uses wells fargo. That’s over now so no biggie.

I rode my motorcycle the past two days to work and man it was so nice out. It shocked me on Saturday. I woke up and did the paint stuff, all day I had to stop and think about where I was. I mean it felt like California, I really do miss California. I miss the people, friends, family, everything. I know it has been years since I actually lived there but I started my life there, it means a lot to me. I don't think that I would want to move back now necessarily mostly because of the cost but I miss the good times.

Well we leave for Payson on Friday morning, I'm getting excited to ride the motorcycles out there. The weather will be nice, nights will be cold and lots and lots of alcohol and sex!!
Yaaaaa sex!!

Sunday Part Duece

Wow today is slooow. I’m not complaining but it is weird. It’s bad enough that freaking no body sits by me so I have no one to talk to and no music, that kills!

I hate sundays, I really do.

I think I'll just sit and.... umm *phone rings* take a call.

Ok bye.

High on Paint

Well Saturday I got this wild hair up my ass….or was it Amatsu? Hahahaa… ok so seriously, I got up at 9am, went to Home Depot and bought some rollers for painting. I painted our bathroom to match our room, finally.

We go out to dinner come back and the room still reeks bad of paint. I’m thinking great, now I have to make us sleep on the couch or the air mattress. So I go get some gas in my bike then we went to get beer.

Came back played DOA3 on the Xbox and watched some Evangelion. I didn’t do too bad I was about 1 for every 2 matches. When we finished I was 25- 12. At first I was doing good it was like 1 for 1. I think it got to 8-8 then Amatsu just kicked my ass.

That was nice to watch Eva cause I’m about done with series. I’ve seen it before just never all in a consecutive row. I want to the same with Cowboy Bebop and Trigun too.

Theres many that I want to see this way just those are the most current I know we have.

I just found this, I wonder how it turned out?
This is the live action version.

Earlier I had gone over to my moms house to see how she was doing. I picked up some things then her therapist person comes over. She starts to do her exercises and she was hurting so much that it was making my back hurt. Why my back? That is my weak spot since my car accident. I left the room cause I’d rather be working on the cars. I started her 1971 400 big block Pontiac Firebird. Then I got the keys to the Acura to start up too. I decided to that I was going to leave my car there and drive the Acura to the gym then get my car later. After toying with the cars I came back in to load my stuff, she was by now with her exercises.

I had to go back to my mom’s and drug Amatsu ass along too. I turned around and he’s petting my cat. I have to leave my cat at my moms mostly cause Amatsu is allergic but the dogs too.

He shocks the shit out me when I see him do that, plus he doesn’t like most cats. Then I tell him to check out my moms staples in her leg. I think she has like 25 or something there’s a lot.

Morphine

So my mom asked about what happened during the day and after her surgery. I told what we did and that I came back to see her before I went to work I told her how she was in and out complaining about the pain then she’d pass out. 15 seconds later she wake up and answer the nurses question that was just asked seconds before. It was great! I asked her if she remembers any of that or me being there, nope she has no clue. So I told her about it all. She was kinda laughing about it but you could tell she was thinking no way.

Last weekend.

On Saturday my old room mate planned to have a birthday party.

Well his baby’s mama, Tara and her twin sister, Megan are there. Tara I’ve never had a problem with, Megan at one point had this ‘I think I’m better that all of you attitude’ at one point.

Then I haven’t talked to her since, that was like 2 years ago I think.

When we got there I was asked by Tara and Scott to not be mean to Megan, I agreed.

A few hours later we go to this guys mansion…I’m fucking serious it was a mansion. I didn’t even get to see the half of it. When you first walk in the ceiling has a picture of some roman looking guy, not my taste but it look neat. The next room has a cloud scheme on the ceiling like Caesar’s palace in Vegas! That was really cool to see. Amatsu said it has 10 rooms. It has a movie room down spiral stairs, keg of beer, all this alcohol, huge flat screen tv, surround and cool looking couches.

This guy makes fans and industrial things I didn’t get into it, I didn’t want to be all nosey. The fans he had made were very interesting too, nice creations.

Before we even go to the party…that is another story…Megan says I’m going to get with this guys son watch. Well what we didn’t know was that Megan was originally supposed to be there for the guy, not his son. Supposedly she kissed the son and pissed off the guy so we left.

Later on in the party Megan starts all this drama. Then she starts in to Tara about what she did when Scott was in jail.

They fight and Megan gets her face beat by Tara. I knew Tara can fight but she just assured it for me.

Then 430 in the damn morning rolls around and I’m sick of hearing, I want my keg….I can’t go home….your being mean to me…I paid for the beer….I never kissed his son…..I want to leave….

All that was Megan being dunk and all of her emotions going off, she needed to get home and go to bed. So the bitch that I am I said, “Ok not this is getting annoying. I mean it’s 430 in the morning”. I told her earlier that I would drive her home, her and the damn keg. She said no I can’t go home…or some excuse.

So I pissed her off and she says “You always told me I was annoying”.

WOA WOA WOA!! I never told her that, I may have said what she was saying or doing was annoying but I never called her annoying. To put it bluntly, when we lived with Scott a long while back, I used to hear say Scoooooott when she would call for Scott, all the time. Well it got to a point where we teased her about it and that just stuck.

So back to the drama, she told me that and walked inside. Later she was starting to make the people that were left mad and I was a little upset about her comment. One thing I hate is to be called a liar when I’m not lying or to be told that I have done some thing that I have not done, that really gets to me.

Like 530 rolls around Scott says she gotta leave, I said I’ll kick her out. Scott calls his mom to come get her and I go outside. Well I’m ready to box if she puts up. I tell her to leave, she says I can’t I said, No you need to leave now, Scott comes back out and says my mom will be here in 5 minutes. Well I’m not about to kick this girl out as his mom pulls up, that’s just not right. If it was a friend or something I wouldn’t of cared but I just made sure she didn’t go back inside and Scott’s mom talked her into leaving.

That pissed me off more cause I was all riled up and now anxiety kicks in, great I smoke a cigarette and they all pas out.

Later on Amatsu and I hump on his patio and I drove us home.

The End.